Going up

The Louis Vuitton Damier elevated top
The alpha shoe of choice in Silicon Valley, apparently. Yours for £600.

Blå Konst “Down art” in Swedish and the name of Acne’s redesigned range of six types of jeans. “Lagom” effect be another way to describe them.

Grownup going out From Armani’s Giorgio’s to Hoi Polloi’s Wonderful Hot Sitting Spot and an upcoming Fiorucci members’ club, civilised hedonism is now a hang-up.

Miu Miu’s rotary phone print So retro the kids will bear to Google it.

A bright red wig and cat under your arm The way to become Grace Coddington, says Gracefulness Coddington. For more see fashion’s magazine for the feline-inclined, Puss Puss.

Circles A recurring theme in Jaeger’s excellent Lab aggregation, on cutouts and sleeve detail. Modernism but IRL friendly.

Going down

Salad bar Just no.

Alicia Florrick Not in The Good Struggle. Also, not an earring icon like the peerless Diane Lockhart. Great may she reign.

Taupe Kim K’s shade of choice is done. Rihanna and Cara are succeeding with parma violet – it’s only a matter of time in front of you step out in head-to-toe purple, too. Barney chic.

Clear-knee mom jeans Our kneejerk (soz) counteraction: no thanks.

White trainers Demarcate the new season with a set of two of plimsolls. White and light, and perfect.

Dressing gowns as put on fancy dresses We tried: a green Zara one, in the spirit of the Baum und Pferdgarten one. Quieten a dressing gown. Cue public shaming.