The athleisure trend might seem accessible, but sportswear pooped out of context is still an odd thing. Add a golf shoe/goalkeeper’s glove/tennis insufficient briefly to a normal outfit, and you risk looking as if you’re on a stag do in Clapham.

And there’s something a bit Julian Fellowes stretch drama about the tennis jumper. To drag it into the new-fashioned age, pair with coloured trousers – less minor characteristic in a local production of Gatsby: The Musical! and more college dropout-era Kanye West.