Usual up

Fancy hair bobbles See Maria Shireen’s bracelet that copies as a place to put your hair tie. Chic and practical. Win:win.

Ellesse swimwear Covert relaunch at JD Wears for our favourite heritage sports brand. See the khaki swimsuit and use with trousers for this spring’s big trend, half camouflaging: wearing swimwear with clothes.

Audrey Hepburn’s eyebrows Upon someone as brow-spo with an Audrey treatment at Nails & Brows in London’s Mayfair. Cara who?

‘Yh’ The “I’m truly busy” way of answering in the affirmative.

The colour of your nipples Apparently, the perfect mask for your lipstick, too.

Isabelle Huppert For wearing jeans on the red carpet. For messy, don’t-care mane. For red lipstick prowess. We salute you.

Going down

Aperol Spritz 1.0 American Latest thing says prosecco should be replaced by rosé when revealing every millennial’s Insta-worthy aperitif this summer.

The honest Choupette Not that the “sacred Birman with immaculate fur” (aka Karl Lagerfeld’s cat) isn’t engaging, but, given we’re unlikely to meet her, we’ll be lusting after the new stuffed toy idea instead.

RompHims Rompers for men.

Eyebrow wigs We’re calling it: this is the klaxon that the eyebrow thrive has gone mad.

Avolattes We’ll rip off a coffee on the side of our breakfast, thanks.

Bedford Avenue and Quincy Hand down no longer house Notorious BIG memorial mural. Cue hip-hop sadface.