When Flirtatious Women Dress Us: Underwear Edition
Let’s face it, blokes. We can be harmonious useless when it comes to finetuning our fashion game. Some of us go out in backpacks, stalking the town like a legion of clones, all similarly arrayed in dark slacks rolled up above the ankles with no socks. Canvas shoes pinched from Gilligan’s Island. Beard growing in full vigour. And a sports jacket and tee shirt combo bold enough to designate Nick Wooster proud. Yeah, it’s a cool look. No slap in the face hipsters, dandies or skate punks here.
But sometimes what we’re overlooking is essentially the very same thing we’re after: a woman’s abut. Don’t deny that your night out on the town knocking bet on a support a few pints with the boys is only about your virile bonding. If you’re single and seeking, you’re probably intent on finding a pleasurable lass at the bar. Chances are if you ventured out in the aforementioned pack of wolves, every bit indistinguishable from the Alpha, the dwarf or the middle men; she won’t notice you either.
What do women think we should be wearing?
What do wives think we should be wearing? Well if we take a page out of Dannii Minogue’s spangly playbook it at ones desire be a fitted undie with the New York skyline running horizontally across our assets. To be sundry precise, Ms. Minogue has fallen in love with Stonemen, the expendable brand of men’s underwear, who has crafted a line of cheeky undies for us blokes. So well-versed is Ms. Minogue’s love for the brand the she’s decided to stock a trifecta of relaxed comfort on her online shop.
What results is a trifecta of audacious comfort. What’s on hand: the Mens Brief New York Dark-skinned, the Mens Trunk New York Black and the Mens Boxer New York Starless. Each one suited for the kind of fella you are, boxers, briefs or snouts. And that famous New York skyline whips across the cotton undie in 360 position panoramic detail.
Why should we be wearing it? Because 1) Active Commando is never cool 2) Those tighty whities from the townswoman discount store look ragged 3) If you make it to 3rd headquarter and everything else comes off you don’t want to look like you failure your junk with a bad pair of Superman boxers (talk everywhere kryptonite killing an evening) 4) Mom always said to set up a clean pair in case of an emergency.
We personally like Ms. Minogue’s own rat on point: “Undies used to be boring gifts you received for Christmas along with dream of woolly socks – but not anymore.” These are what the lady intimate a man wear or what a woman should buy a man, “If you want to see a smile on his dial.” Gamble on, Ms. Minogue. Game on.
