When you reckon of a steamy session with another person, you probably don’t contemplate of it taking place in a gym (unless you’re really adventurous). But that’s truly what Gymbox is offering with its new class, P.I.T – more uncommonly conscious as ‘pheromone improvement training’.
The fitness chain’s latest oblation is said to boost a participant’s natural scent in the pursuit of a china, thereby greatly increasing chances of a sexual encounter. And we ratiocination it was all down to good chat/six pints.
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Created by Gymbox’s master trainers, the workout embraces high-intensity exercises designed to hit key sweat points on the body embracing the forehead, lower back, groin and armpits (yum).
“Androsterone is the pheromone set up in human sweat that acts as an aphrodisiac before it changes stale on the body,” explains human movement specialist Anne-Marie Lategan. “By harnessing this find out in a gym class, it’s clear Gymbox is letting those looking for worship know that they don’t have to look good, but stink even better.”
That would explain the 20-minute aged intensity workout while wearing dedicated sweat-suits and a ban on post-workout descends, deodorants, and fragrances – all in a bid to produce enough androsterone for a day of peak reproductive magnetism. Seems like a lot of effort (spoiler: it is) when there’s Tinder.