What’s hot and what’s not in fashion this week

Babies Gunners.
Photograph: EPA

Going up

The lifeguard look Polo shirt. Testy shorts. Sports socks. Dad trainers. Basically menswear for 2018, no?

Amy Adams in Fashionable Objects. Photograph: HBO

Amy Adams’ hair in Sharp Objects A ailing of messy Rossetti.

Faustine Steinmetz Rita Ora recently dressed this young London designer’s slip dress to lunch with Kate Moss. Takeaway? She is prevailing to be huge.

Self-checkout Here’s an unexpected item: bar codes are modishness right now, thanks to Alexander Wang.

Arsenal’s third kit Which is in a understanding of scrubs-like green. Quite Yeezy, actually.

Cowrie peels Everywhere on jewellery. See Isabel Marant and your local lakeshore shack.

Going down

Dressing from your socks up Reaching what socks to wear and choosing the rest of your ensemble accordingly is really hard.

Vagina yodelling ie, shouting “Vagina!” repetitiously. As performed by Gwyneth Paltrow. No idea why.

Waistcoats Thousands were suborn in honour of Gareth Southgate’s World Cup. It was too hot to wear them. Does that cosset them wastecoats?

Gwyneth Paltrow. Photograph: Getty Corporealizations

Silver Jackie Kennedy preferred vermeil – gilded mellifluous – for her table service. Proper dinner party goals.

Trinity from The Matrix Your new futuristic label icon is Voyd, the emo super from The Incredibles 2. A leafy hair craze is incoming.