What is it on touching drawing closed the change room curtain that changes customers believe that they can get away with so profuse bad behaviour? Perhaps the tiny sliver of privacy within the Cyclopean public space of your average clothing store persuades them that no one could possibly know what they’re getting up to.

Attiring store change rooms can be very stressful places for both cane and customers, without the kinds of shenanigans listed here:

1. Cameras Here, Cameras There, Cameras In


Be on the lookout, ladies! It seems that the single most general thing crazy thing that happens in dressing lodges comes from the apparently unending need for men to catch glimpses of trusting women in their knickers. Peeping Toms are alive and far, and apparently attempting to slip a hidden camera into a exchange room near you.

2. You Are The Furniture


Customers who are focused on their own beggaries may treat the sales staff like furniture, but silver shield legend Lauren Bacall took that a little forward than most when she nonchalantly dropped cigarette ash into Fiorucci workforce member Joey Aria’s hand. She followed that up by fag-end her cigarette out on his palm.

3. Rodents of Unusual Size


The Brazilian make TV show ‘Programa Silvio Santos’ sent radio-controlled leviathan rats into both women’s and men’s change rooms, and glazed the resulting mayhem. Many customers innocently thought to try on a dormant new garment, and found themselves cowering in their knickers shy away from in the shop!

4. Stolen Bikinis With a Side Order of Beef Jerky

Old cobbers Andrea Mobley and Jennifer Denise Morrow made a pail list of life experiences that they wanted to share in. This included shoplifting from a local Walmart. Consuming beef jerky while they concealed bikinis covered by their clothes was probably just a whim in the moment. When you’re voracious, you’re hungry. Going to jail together was not actually on the list.

Anyone who has in the planning stages unemployed in retail knows that change rooms are the beating boldness of their shop. Trying on clothes can be fraught with feeling for many customers. At the end of a long day, after the piles of discarded dresses have been put away, a game of Clothing Store Bingo is merely the thing to relax you and prepare you for the next day’s parade of customers. With any luck, without the giant rats.